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The Shana Hiatt Question

Postby T-Rod » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:06 am

Okay, say I'm looking at a poker site with Shana Hiatt in a bikini. Does that count as poker or porn surfing?

This pertains to the girlfriend unit looking over my shoulder!

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Postby bobby » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:12 am

You need your own room!!!

(what is a girlfriend??)
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Postby k3nt » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:18 am

If swimsuits are porn to your g/f, you need to have a serious talk with her and/or get another g/f. That's just stupid.
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Postby briachek » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:17 am

tell her to mind her own business or give you something better to do/look at.
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Postby bensberg » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:57 am

Your girlfriend: "Are you looking at girls on the internet? That makes me feel inadequate."

You: "It's a poker site, get off my sack."

Your girlfriend: "Looks like a porn site to me. Do you think that girl is hotter than me?"

You: "Absolutely. Even with thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, you could never hope to be as hot as Shana."

Your girlfriend: "I hate you. It's over."

Problem solved!
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Postby T-Rod » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:40 pm

LOL :lol: Yall are hysterical.

I thought my "poker" argument was as weak as a popcorn fart.

Bensberg you crack me up.

How about instead of me arguing its "poker" I say to my g/f something like, "Come on honey, you know you have the best two pair on the board! Now come give daddy some lovin." :twisted:

Think that'll work?

P.S. Damn Shana Hiatt is fine
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Postby Twelver » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:21 pm

Hey trod....tell your girlfriend that this is not porn, then the next time she catches you looking at actual porn just simply tell her you wanted to show her the difference.

Oh and yes Shana Hiatt is so very fine.

I assume you have all seen her playboy pics?

I would post the link, but I am not sure if it is allowed.

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Postby briachek » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:32 pm

I will because tetsuo was the first one to post the link in the orignal shana hiatt thread so if he doesn't like it, he will have to ban himself too.

http://www.shanahiatt.org/
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Postby T-Rod » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:35 pm

Posting the link to her playboy pics does NOT help me with my little predicament :!: Grr
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Postby Twelver » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:36 pm

God...just looking at it again brings a tear to my eye.

She is most certainly one fine looking woman.

I am sure she makes some man very....very lucky.

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