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Poker riddle!

Postby CocaCola » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:10 pm

Aight, my friend asked me this one time, i couldn't get the answer myself, but maybe someone else will. If you've heard this one, dont say the answer.

With a [Ts][5s], using any four board cards, which straight can you NOT make?
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Postby stealthtt385 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:16 pm

Do you want us to send you the answers via PM?
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Postby TightWad » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:17 pm

You can't make a nine-high straight.
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Re: Poker riddle!

Postby stealthtt385 » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:18 pm

A[d]K[d]
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Postby TightWad » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:22 pm

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Postby CocaCola » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:25 pm

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Postby rdale » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:05 pm

I figured it out before reading TW's answer, but I had to count on my fingers. That has been the tell playing live that so often screws me... definitely not double digit IQ.
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Postby bobby » Thu Aug 04, 2005 11:27 pm

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Postby TightWad » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:36 am

Ummmmm, you might wanna check your math, dude! Double digits would mean that I...no, that's not...give me a sec...

Yeah, 10.

Like I said.

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:57 pm

The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby GooperMC » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:35 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:39 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby MecosKing » Sun Aug 07, 2005 1:43 am

Seriosly monk! I expect a hellofalot more than that, especially after that whole plunger incident! I mean the whole plunger/peanut butter/squirrel thing was not that creative but manageing to work a scone into the whole equation, in such a ridiculously lascivious yet strangely satisfying way showed me that you have a gift. You do. It runs in the family dude (maternal side)

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