500 begins it, 500 ends it, 5 in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
before you the name of an eminent king.

I'm SOOOOOOOO good I got this one already... I PMed ya so as not to ruin it for all the brainiacs here...

What do I win...??? I'll take a couple beers at the DelRey if you're buyin...

i'm still wondering when you get to eat the retarded cow!

PS. I have no idea on this one at the moment.

mmmmm... retarded cow burger... (drool...)...

Pretty easy....

ok, easy...you have to submit answer tho...pm is ok...mvp and briachek already submitted...
Just setting ya'll up for the next one...getting you complacent...the next one is a killer which will delight more than Old Betsy.

(i gave this current one to my Calculus II class...noone got it...guess that poker players are more cunning and smart street wise than Calculus students

Well this one proved too easy for the average BTP'er...DAVID of course was the answer, Roman numerals and all that.

Hate to admit it, but since i said 1st that gets it is winner, the forum jackass gets 1st again.

Calling it a tie for 2nd for MVP, Piersmajestyk, Molina and kent (sorry my capital k isn't working) (MVP ties for 2nd even though he'd heard it before, but honesty scores way up there)