out in the middle of the desert is a huge 100' square moat filled with water...(100' on each side) Centered in the middle is a square castle, 60' on each side...thus it is 20' from desert, across the moat, to the castle. (which has a small lip at the base jutting out from the wall) The Drawbridge is closed. And Pam Anderson and Britney Spears are inside the castle tied up ... and in distress. .. and in need of being rescued.

YOU, are standing at the edge of the moat in the desert and have only yourself and 2
19' boards, ...nothing else...

How do you rescue Pam and/or Britney?

(PM me attempted answers...but you can debate, throw theories, ask inane and otherwise questions on the thread)

GL

That's pretty easy, but I have no intention of rescuing Pam or Britney.

Even if I can cross the moat using those boards, I'm still stuck outside the castle... I didn't read anything about windows or anything.

Still, those to, I'll let them rot in there.

I've decided that pam and britney are not in there, but in fact Jessica Simpson, and that girl rom constantine and the mummy,I can't remember her name, but she's in there too.

I've also decided to sit on one of the boards, and use the other as a paddle. Then I will proceed to climb up the wall somehow, probably using the boards.

Kthxbye.

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Well... I guess its a little too late for me to chime in here, huh...? That's what I get for wakin up late...

BTW... I'd probably say fuck it to both Brittney and Pam, make my 2 boards into a rudimentary canoe, paddle to Costa Rica, and live like a King...

never too late...5th place does get SOME pts...

this one was too easy...next time i bring out the tuff one...

Well... if I still get my chance... here's my guess...

Easy (from Grey Labyrinth.com many years ago). Lay one board across a corner to create 90 degree triangle. Using this hypotenuse, lay 2nd board to Ho Island.

WOOHOO!!!