GOD THIS SUCKS!!!!!!! Not only did this freakin blast of wind and water ruin my most profitable of poker nights, I was actually stuck all night in the house with my GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












Since I obviously aint got nothin better to do, I decided I would ponder out loud about all the wonderful aspects of living in the paradise that is FLORIDA...
Bugs the size of small birds...
Traffic as bad as NYC or LA...
Immigrint problems as bad as Texas...
Hotter than Satans balls...
WOOHOO... we got hot chicks... too bad like 99% of em are jumpin into some 85 year old millionaires Rolls...
You can get a hooker or drugs on every street corner, but for GOD knows what reason, gambling remains illegal...



Plus, the ever popular and ever in the news wonderful lovely hurricanes...
Boy does it blow to be here... Sorry for the rant, but YOU try spending 12 hours w/ my GF...
