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Who is the most degenerate member of BTP

MVP
11
28%
Tightwad
16
40%
Mecos King
4
10%
Monk
5
13%
Other
4
10%
 
Total votes : 40

Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Sep 02, 2005 6:02 am

I can't believe I'm getting beaten by "Other". That's like losing the election to people who spoil their ballot papers.

There's going to be HELL to pay! HELL I tell you!
The Monkman J[c]

"Informer, you no say daddy me snow me Ill go blame,
A licky boom boom down.
Detective mon said daddy me snow me stab someone down the lane,
A licky boom boom down." - Snow, 1993
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:01 pm

Hold on... I had to stop banging underage transvestite hookers in Vegas to respond to this madness... Okay, I was too lazy to get the hookers, so I just banged the Mexican guys flipping those goddamn little cards advertising for the hookers... But I digress...

HOW IN THE LIVING FUCK AM I WINNING THIS GODDAMN POLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TW has been buttraped (happily and passionately) by like 90% of BTPers at one point or another... I have personally SEEN (and videotaped, in case anyones interested... just $19.95... I need to supplement my poker income) Mecos head down to Mexico to take place in the legendary "donkey show" (you figure out on your own which end he was on... but I'll give ya a clue... it wasn't on the pitching end...)... And Monk is.... well... he's fuckin British... nuff said... AND, after all that, I'M WINNING THIS GODDAMN POLL...?????

All I can think to say is... KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least it's nice to be good at something... This may be my first win all month :D :D :D

Anyways, these fuckin guys won't stop that goddamn clicking noise with those freakin cards... Gonna have to dish out some "discipline"... Where the hell did I put that ballgag again...?

BTP Degenerate Champ MVP...

p.s. Tets... any shot I can get that as my moniker... provided I win... Which I'm currently freeping just to be safe...

p.p.s Good call there Rhound... The only way to really get in there and have your way with baby seals is really to club em first, and then they're basically at your whim...
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Postby briachek » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:14 pm

Brian [Js][9s]
Anyone who gets in a fair fight, has no tactical skills.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:23 pm

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Postby Rhound50 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:51 pm

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

"From playing full tilt I wanna smash every garden gnome I see. That travelocity commercial puts me on instant tilt."
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Postby striker2550 » Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:20 pm

I do not think, therefore I am not.
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Postby Dumb Snowman » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:50 am

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby rdale » Sat Sep 03, 2005 1:35 am

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Postby AlexMR » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:06 am

[17:16] alitomr: http://micropenis.ws/forum/viewtopic.php?t=723
[17:19] mekosking: wow
[17:19] mekosking: i give that poof a week tops
[17:19] mekosking: before he snuffs it
[17:19] mekosking: I THINK THAT MAY BE NV
[17:20] mekosking: IN DISGUISE
[17:20] alitomr: LOLZ
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:30 pm

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Postby Dumb Snowman » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:03 pm

Partake in my bollocks, bloody chav!
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Postby MecosKing » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:15 pm

NorthViewBTP: poor old ED
NorthViewBTP: from gun totin beer swiller
NorthViewBTP: to limp wristed defender of fagdom
NorthViewBTP: ALL THINGS TO ALL MEN
NorthViewBTP: IS THE SAME AS NO THINGS TO ANY MAN
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Mekos King: NV ignoring
Jimmy BTP: he's ignoring me too
Jimmy BTP: obv fell asleep in his colostomy bag
Jimmy BTP: running shite everywhere
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neelguru: I gave up politics when I was 6
neelguru: Im dedicating the rest of my life to getting unstuck
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Postby briachek » Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:43 am

Brian [Js][9s]
Anyone who gets in a fair fight, has no tactical skills.
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Postby MVPSPORTS » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:19 am

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby euri10 » Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:17 am

As a fellow tits squad member you have my support on that recount /
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair>>>MVSPORTS
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