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Postby WildBillHickok » Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:33 am

The old gunslinger was actually still in his prime. He was in the saloon and he had a definate thought in mind. At the Texas hold'em table, there was a NL game going on.
One odd thing, there were 53 cards at the table. The old gunslinger was in the game.
Over in the corner was a brass spittoon. Up at the bar a soiled dove sang a sweet melody. . . The sheriff was walking toward the saloon with his double barreled shotgun loaded with nails. There was $10,000 of gold eagles on the table and it was all in the center of the table...the river card hit...the degenerate tin horn gambler pulled in the pot.
The old gunslinger walked out a winner without a coin in his pocket. All the other players at the table were dead, but didn't yet know it.

What happened? 8-)
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Postby Tiburon » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:19 am

He shot the soiled dove and rained Cryptosporidia on all the gamblers... :twisted:
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Postby JDLush » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:01 am

Was one of the 53 cards on the table a credit card?
Were the gold eagles US minted gold eagle currency?
Was the 'soiled dove' an actual live bird, or is that a metaphor?
Does mongo like beans?
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Postby Nortonesque » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:01 pm

Is the tin horn gambler a different person than the gunslinger, or the same?
Are the people at the table going to be shot?
Will the gunslinger shoot them?
Will the sheriff shoot them?
Will the brass spittoon affect the outcome?
Will the soiled dove affect the outcome?
Are they playing hold 'em with Tarot cards, and will all die when someone makes a full house?
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Postby Molina » Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:14 pm

"Are you referring to that Molina kid? He was the biggest A-hole I've ever seen"


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