
Good news: I might have misunderstood her. We'll see!

No poker today. However, earlier this morning I decided to calculate my "poker wage" for this week.
$138 from 5 hours of play - roughly $27.50/hr. I'll take that! Keep in mind this is all at $1/$2 and .5/1 LHE. I need to find some more bonuses to clear! Preferably at places with plenty of loose-passives. I cannot even put into words how much joy fills my heart upon seeing four or more people seeing the flop on average! Or when three players cold call an EP raise! Or when someone raises and re-raises their TPTK, two-pair, or whatever, with no idea you're ahead!
I cannot resist sharing some of these beauties:
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
![The Jack of Hearts [Jh]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Jh.gif)
![The Jack of Spades [Js]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Js.gif)
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, 3 folds, Button calls, SB completes, Hero raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls.
Flop: (12 SB)
![The Jack of Clubs [Jc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Jc.gif)
![The Three of Diamonds [3d]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/3d.gif)
![The King of Spades [Ks]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ks.gif)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, Button raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, Button caps, SB calls, Hero calls.
Turn: (12 BB)
![The Six of Spades [6s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/6s.gif)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, SB calls, Hero calls.
River: (24 BB)
![The Eight of Clubs [8c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/8c.gif)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.
Final Pot: 27 BB
Results in white below:
SB has Kh 3c (two pair, kings and threes).
Hero has Jh Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Button has 6c Kc (two pair, kings and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 27 BB.
Good flop for SB. Better turn for Button. Best situation for my JJ!
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (10 handed)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with
![The Queen of Clubs [Qc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qc.gif)
![The Queen of Hearts [Qh]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qh.gif)
Hero raises, 2 folds, MP1 3-bets, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, Hero caps, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.
Flop: (28 SB)
![The Queen of Spades [Qs]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qs.gif)
![The Two of Diamonds [2d]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/2d.gif)
![The Queen of Diamonds [Qd]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qd.gif)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero calls, MP1 3-bets, MP2 folds, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, Hero caps, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.
Turn: (24 BB)
![The Six of Hearts [6h]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/6h.gif)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.
River: (29 BB)
![The King of Diamonds [Kd]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Kd.gif)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, BB folds, Hero caps, MP1 calls, Button calls.
Final Pot: 41 BB
Results in white below:
Hero has Qc Qh (four of a kind, queens).
MP1 has 8d Jd (flush, king high).
Button has 6d Ad (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins 41 BB.
Ah man, 7 players to the flop when I have QQ, I'm definitely going to be outdrawn!

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is CO with
![The Queen of Clubs [Qc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qc.gif)
![The Queen of Diamonds [Qd]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qd.gif)
UTG calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls, MP3 calls.
Flop: (16.50 SB)
![The Queen of Spades [Qs]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qs.gif)
![The Eight of Hearts [8h]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/8h.gif)
![The Ten of Spades [Ts]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ts.gif)
BB bets, UTG calls, MP3 calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, MP3 folds, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.
Turn: (14.75 BB)
![The Ten of Clubs [Tc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Tc.gif)
BB bets, UTG calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, UTG calls, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.
River: (26.75 BB)
![The Jack of Clubs [Jc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Jc.gif)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, BB calls, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, UTG calls.
Final Pot: 38.75 BB
Results in white below:
BB has Ad As (two pair, aces and tens).
UTG has 9c Td (straight, queen high).
Hero has Qc Qd (full house, queens full of tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 38.75 BB.
3-bet from a player who barely raises pre-flop? Crap! I'm against a higher pair!

He had no idea! Never fold those aces! In fact, re-raise them on every single street! I clearly was bluffing the whole way!
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed)
Preflop: Hero is BB with
![The King of Diamonds [Kd]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Kd.gif)
![The King of Spades [Ks]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ks.gif)
2 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB completes, Hero raises, MP1 3-bets, MP3 calls, SB folds, Hero caps, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.
Flop: (13 SB)
![The Six of Hearts [6h]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/6h.gif)
![The King of Clubs [Kc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Kc.gif)
![The Six of Diamonds [6d]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/6d.gif)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, MP3 calls, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.
Turn: (11 BB)
![The Seven of Spades [7s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/7s.gif)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP3 folds.
River: (13 BB)
![The Seven of Hearts [7h]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/7h.gif)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP1 folds.
Final Pot: 18 BB
Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Ks (full house, kings full of sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 18 BB.
Two quads possibilities on the river! And I was against a complete maniac! After I 3-bet he typed "wtf u on, poket 6s?". I shouldn't have responded with, "Don't tell me you have quads". I should have just shutup and let him 4-bet that river hoping to scare me out of the pot.
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)
Preflop: Hero is CO with
![The Three of Clubs [3c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/3c.gif)
![The King of Clubs [Kc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Kc.gif)
UTG calls, 5 folds, Hero (poster) checks, Button calls, 1 fold, BB checks.
Flop: (4.50 SB)
![The Eight of Clubs [8c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/8c.gif)
![The Queen of Clubs [Qc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qc.gif)
![The Ace of Diamonds [Ad]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ad.gif)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, Button folds, BB calls.
Turn: (3.75 BB)
![The Ten of Hearts [Th]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Th.gif)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, BB calls.
River: (6.75 BB)
![The Nine of Clubs [9c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/9c.gif)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.
Final Pot: 14.75 BB
Results in white below:
UTG has Ah Qd (two pair, aces and queens).
Hero has 3c Kc (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.75 BB.
I love when people overplay their losing hands. I called the whole way... then I come alive on the club hitting on the river. What could I possibly have? Clearly he thought his two-pair was the nuts. I wonder if he even looked at the river card. He probably had one hand on the mouse clicking raise, and the other hand in his pants. OH GOD I'M GONNA WIN A BIG ONE! I'M GONNA WINNN!!!! OH GODDDDD!!
Right... onto the next hand.
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (7 handed)
Preflop: Hero is CO with
![The Three of Clubs [3c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/3c.gif)
![The Three of Diamonds [3d]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/3d.gif)
1 fold, MP1 calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, Button raises, BB calls, MP1 calls, Hero calls.
Flop: (8.50 SB)
![The Two of Spades [2s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/2s.gif)
![The Three of Spades [3s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/3s.gif)
![The King of Spades [Ks]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ks.gif)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB folds, MP1 calls.
Turn: (5.75 BB)
![The Two of Clubs [2c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/2c.gif)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, Button calls, MP1 calls.
River: (8.75 BB)
![The Nine of Hearts [9h]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/9h.gif)
MP1 checks, Hero bets, Button raises, MP1 calls, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, MP1 folds, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 18.75 BB
Results in white below:
Hero has 3c 3d (full house, threes full of twos).
Button has Ad As (two pair, aces and twos).
SB has Qc 4d (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 18.75 BB.
Bleh. I should have check-raised the flop. I think I was drunk that night anyway.
I love how he raised his aces pre-flop, then slow-played them until the river. I was extremely surprised to see him turn over AA!
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with
![The Queen of Clubs [Qc]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Qc.gif)
![The King of Spades [Ks]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Ks.gif)
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG calls, UTG+1 3-bets, MP1 calls, Hero calls, Button calls, SB calls, UTG calls.
Flop: (19 SB)
![The King of Diamonds [Kd]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/Kd.gif)
![The Eight of Spades [8s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/8s.gif)
![The Five of Diamonds [5d]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/5d.gif)
SB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, MP1 folds, Hero raises, Button folds, SB folds, UTG folds, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero calls.
Turn: (12.50 BB)
![The Six of Clubs [6c]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/6c.gif)
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls.
River: (14.50 BB)
![The Seven of Spades [7s]](https://pofex.com/images/smilies/7s.gif)
UTG+1 bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 16.50 BB
Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Kc Jh (one pair, kings).
Hero has Qc Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.50 BB.
Ah, I'll never forget this hand. Villain here was extremely loose and raised many hands pre-flop. This limp-raise of his was most peculiar.
I figured I was more likely way ahead than way behind on this flop (only AA and AK beat me). I am so glad I made so many people face two-bets cold! If someone stayed in until the river with a 9 or 4, I'd be extremely disappointed. After he raised me again on the flop, I gave him more respect than necessary and called down. I really didn't expect to win on this river, so I was most pleasantly surprised!
Okay that's enough hands for now



How can anyone hate these loose players? They're so adorable!