Hey, that one guy did it, I might as well too, right? Yeah!

So went to this SportsBar with a buddy of mine. Hot women everywhere. But none of them are interesting to me whatsoever. Why do I have to do that lame conversation shit to get them backt o my place? Come on. When will the day come where I won't be slapped in the face for asking that question up front. I man, no point in forcing those stupid convos and acting interested when they won't come back with me.

Am I terrible yet? Okay.. and now for the perhaps homoerotic area. I generally enjoy talking with male strangers more. What? Well I never! No seriously, it's just like, I relate more with them. The girls have their makeup and reality shows and whatever shit, adn the guys are actualy interested in music and sports and whatever. I can actually ahve a fucking good converastion with them.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I have some cool female friends and like talknig with them. And my conversations with them are quite different than my talks with guys - and beenficial. But I dunno, I keep getting hte feeling unfamiliar women = boring. What's with me?

I think I just need to get laid again. It's been a while... since fucking october. I don't get to fuck donkeys like MVP, or porcupines like Mecos, instead of I have to settle with masturbation like TightWad. Havne't done that in a few days either...

TW don't masturbate, idiot, he's a big fan of woodchucks...

But yeah, I sort of get what you mean. The girls that I do enjoy talking to, I have absolutely no interest in, cause let's face it... intelligent chics are rarely very attractive

Two words for you, dude. Older women.


Have you seen A Beautiful Mind? There's a hilarious scene in there which your post reminded me of.

once women hit their mid- to late-twenties... the tables turn.

i was very lucky to be able to date some 25+ ladies when i was, um, a few years younger than them (they), and i can highly recommend it.

nice one, CJ.

btw, i am drunk now, too. i love the "fall flavor" seasonal beer they have here. 6% alcohol... geez, it gets to you fast.

My ex wife was a real witch. When my lawyer met her, he threw me under the broom.

G'nite, everyone. Drive safely and be sure to tip your waitress.

CJ

I clearly am not "N-Sync" with the times.