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Watch me unreleash the beast on this helpless printer!!

Postby EscapePlan9 » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:42 pm

This entire semester my printer has been giving me trouble. Error after error after error. When I received the "paper jam" error for the millionth time, I plunged my fist right into the center of the printer. That shut it up! In fact, I could no longer turn on the printer.

No point in having a non-working printer now right? Punching it sure as hell felt great, so why don't I just SMASH it?!? HULK SMASH!!

(866kb) of me stomping on my busted printer for a few seconds.

It's like I'm the printer and the fish are my feet (the past week, at least).
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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:48 am

"Its a pink handbag not backpack damn it." Godlikeroy

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Postby low dough » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:20 am

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Postby tetsuo » Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:37 am

'Unreleash' sounds so cool I think it should actually be voted into the dictionary. :D

Oh, and I enjoyed the video.
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:55 am

I think I was deciding between "unleash" and "release". And I wasn't entirely sober when I wrote the entry, although I was sober doing the video. Since it does sound so cool, I'm not changing the title!

I'm very proud of my work on that printer.
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:52 am

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Postby Rhound50 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:42 am

PC loadletter is from the movie Office Space
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:01 pm

I love that movie! I can't believe I forgot that line.
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Postby Felonius_Monk » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:50 pm

Lol. Great clip. Stomp that bastard!

Seeing this reminds me that somewhere I have a cd with some media clips of me wrestling a friend of mine in someone's back garden whilst completely drunk, a few years back when i was a lazy student. Included in this drunken debacle are me breaking my nose when he whacked me with a garden cane, firing party poppers in my face and I think at least one clip of me jumping off a ladder onto the poor sap. Unsurprisingly, I remembered little about the whole incident the next day except for the blood on my shirt and the fact my nose was at an unusual angle (which is still the case, as you can perhaps see on my photo on the articles section).

I would post them on here but I reckon i'd lose my final few strands of lingering respect for being an upstanding and respectable member of this community :wink:
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Postby EscapePlan9 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:38 pm

Wow, now that's some ultra-violence! See mine was taken on an inanimate object! I was a good boy!
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Postby briachek » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:41 pm

monk, there is no respect so post the damn videos you limey crooked nose coward!
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Postby tetsuo » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:00 am

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Postby Felonius_Monk » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:53 pm

Lol....I'll see if I can find the CD with it on. I may have to wait until i'm drunk before alowing tetsuo to get his hands on them!
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Postby tetsuo » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:54 pm

Later tonight, then? :P
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