I am The HitmanXL (XL because I've got a big gun...er, I mean, poker

I'm excited to be here. I'm going to start a journal, and I'm looking for some tough love from some of you BTP sages (KennyG...Excession...Iceman5, etc....please come to a white courtesy phone). Watch, and please participate in, my evolution from Chimp to Chump to Champ.
So what's the obsession with KennyG? I guess it's just that: an obsession. As in Single White Female, I just want to be like KennyG. I mean, have you guys read about his poker exploits? He is KGCrazy! I've read his journal and numerous posts; I've watched him wipe the floor with Bodog regulars; and I even asked him to personally coach me (alas, KennyG rejected me

All joking aside, I just wanted to introduce myself to the BTP community, point you to my soon-to-come journal, and invite y'all over to give me some hard knocks in the poker ring.
HitmanXL