I'm basically just waiting for the withdraw function to work so I can get the hell out of Expekt but decide to play a $5 SnG in the meantime...

Turns out the table is packed with monkey! Worst I have ever seen. Someone called two raises cold with Q3s, then called an all-in on the flop with just a flush draw. One had AJ (he limp/minireraised) and had pushed against a raise with no pair no draw, another had T9 for a straight draw. Hands like that, crazy.

The muppet with T9 only has 60 left and pushes all-in UTG. I have Q2s in the BB (which is 20). There is a BUNCH of callers. Normally I would never play a hand like this but... I am getting huge pot odds, I am closing the betting and... well, they're all morons by the look of it. I call.

Flop comes QQK with two hearts. SB leads weakly, I figure him for a K or draw and I raise it up. Button cold calls as does SB. Turn is . Damnit. Flush got there. SB checks, I check and button checks behind. River is a rag and SB bets weak. I just call (afraid that the button is slowplaying KQ or a flush)) as does the button. SB shows K9 for TP no kicker Button mucks. I have doubled up.

A few seconds later I get KQs in the CO, 3 limpers infront of me so I limp along, button limps, SB completes and BB.... he goes all-in for 300. He's another muppet who just lost most of his stack with junk. Two people infront of me call so I figure I have the odds and both my cards are probably good. Flop comes ATJ all spades. Pot is 1500. It is checked to me, I have the nuts so I push my stack in. I get called by Q8o with the . Of course the spade arrives on the river and I bust out but GOD DAMN!! That was the softest table I have EVER seen!! I'm going back in...

Well I got to play one more before the software crapped out on me. Only the Turbo SnG was getting any players, I don't like playing turbo but what the hell. Players were awful but not quite as retarded as the last one, I ended up 2:nd after making a VERY bad play on the turn when I pushed completely empty and he called with middle pair. I should however have knocked him out earlier when we went all-in preflop with 33 against 99 but being sucked out on is a lot better than playing a hand badly.

I'm almost considering leaving some money for SnG's on the site, I can't remember ever playing softer games. Too bad everything else sucks.